Lady Luck buys a forklift. Ditka declares an emergency.
Three teams top 130. M.J. loses by 55.30. Santa’s sleigh develops engine trouble.
2026 season / 12 teams / one deeply unserious league
Twelve managers. Eight weeks of receipts. Absolutely nobody taking the loss like an adult.
Three teams top 130. M.J. loses by 55.30. Santa’s sleigh develops engine trouble.
C-Kupps wakes up. KVWN wins by 4.05. Two zeros cannot stop Roboto.
KVWN ends the unbeaten run. Globo keeps scoring. The basement remains fully occupied.
Globo drops 160.90. Ralph finally wins. C-Kupps remembers scoring is allowed.
Santa stays unbeaten. Puppet scores 66.90. Ditka answers with 76.45. Incredible stuff.
159.30 for Santa. The naughty list now includes everyone else.
Santa posts 131.45. Globo posts a formal request for privacy.
Lady Luck sets the pace at 136.85; Santa escapes by 0.65.
Season stats, receipts, and excuses for every franchise.
Six matchups. Twelve people who definitely drafted better than you.