Archive edition / Week 3 recap + Week 4 preview
159.30 for Santa. The naughty list now includes everyone else.
Santas Naughty Elfs led the league with 159.30. The league median was 99.15. Below that line, the excuses begin.
| Away | Score | Home | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 103.65 | Santas Naughty Elfs | 159.30 |
| Wreck It Ralphs | 92.75 | Puppet Master | 108.40 |
| The Love Shack | 101.90 | Team M.J. | 96.40 |
| Globo Gym | 87.55 | Mr. Roboto | 91.80 |
| KVWN San Diego | 111.65 | Hurricane Ditka | 95.95 |
| Dearborn Dirkas | 118.40 | C-Kupps | 81.10 |
Scoring averages entering matchup: 112.07–91.47
Lady Luck gets C-Kupps after losing to Santa’s 159.30-point demolition. C-Kupps scored 81.10. The leprechaun has seen enough violence for one month.
Scoring averages entering matchup: 115.40–110.30
Dearborn brings 118.40 into KVWN’s 111.65. Two teams with respectable scoring and absolutely no reason to act respectable about it.
Scoring averages entering matchup: 108.58–79.35
Ditka and Globo are both trying to stop the bleeding. Globo just lost with 87.55. Ditka lost with 95.95. The first team to locate the end zone wins the right to be smug.
Scoring averages entering matchup: 97.73–101.08
Roboto won with 91.80 while the Love Shack won with 101.90. Some teams win ugly. These two are approaching the waiver wire with a paper bag.
Scoring averages entering matchup: 104.08–92.10
M.J. and Ralph both lost in Week 3. This matchup has the energy of two people arguing over who gets the last working charger.
Scoring averages entering matchup: 115.77–127.70
Puppet gets Santa immediately after the Elfs dropped 159.30. The naughty list has escalated into a search warrant.
| Rank / team | All-play | Average points |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Dearborn Dirkas | 26–7 | 115.40 |
| 2. Puppet Master | 25–8 | 115.77 |
| 3. Santas Naughty Elfs | 24–9 | 127.70 |
| 4. Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 22–11 | 112.07 |
| 5. KVWN San Diego | 21–12 | 110.30 |
| 6. Hurricane Ditka | 21–12 | 108.58 |
| 7. Team M.J. | 18–15 | 104.08 |
| 8. The Love Shack | 14–19 | 101.08 |
| 9. Mr. Roboto | 12–21 | 97.73 |
| 10. C-Kupps | 8–25 | 91.47 |
| 11. Wreck It Ralphs | 6–27 | 92.10 |
| 12. Globo Gym | 1–32 | 79.35 |
| Team | QB | RB | WR | TE | K | D/ST |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 14.15 | 57.10 | 13.90 | 4.50 | 9.00 | 5.00 |
| Dearborn Dirkas | 19.00 | 24.90 | 46.90 | 20.60 | 5.00 | 2.00 |
| Hurricane Ditka | 16.55 | 20.60 | 41.70 | 5.10 | 8.00 | 4.00 |
| C-Kupps | 12.10 | 9.60 | 33.20 | 10.20 | 2.00 | 14.00 |
| Mr. Roboto | 18.40 | 31.50 | 12.70 | 23.20 | 6.00 | 0.00 |
| KVWN San Diego | 26.35 | 40.30 | 33.20 | 2.80 | 6.00 | 3.00 |
| Team M.J. | 15.00 | 28.80 | 34.00 | 4.60 | 5.00 | 9.00 |
| Globo Gym | 5.75 | 27.30 | 24.60 | 12.90 | 7.00 | 10.00 |
| Puppet Master | 21.60 | 29.40 | 34.40 | 1.00 | 10.00 | 12.00 |
| The Love Shack | 22.30 | 27.60 | 37.10 | 5.90 | 4.00 | 5.00 |
| Santas Naughty Elfs | 24.80 | 56.70 | 42.80 | 12.00 | 7.00 | 16.00 |
| Wreck It Ralphs | 34.25 | 19.00 | 21.60 | 3.90 | 10.00 | 4.00 |
| Team | Record | Points for |
|---|---|---|
| Santas Naughty Elfs | 3–0 | 383.10 |
| Puppet Master | 3–0 | 347.30 |
| Mr. Roboto | 3–0 | 293.20 |
| Dearborn Dirkas | 2–1 | 346.20 |
| Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 2–1 | 336.20 |
| KVWN San Diego | 2–1 | 330.90 |
| Hurricane Ditka | 1–2 | 325.75 |
| Team M.J. | 1–2 | 312.25 |
| The Love Shack | 1–2 | 303.25 |
| Wreck It Ralphs | 0–3 | 276.30 |
| C-Kupps | 0–3 | 274.40 |
| Globo Gym | 0–3 | 238.05 |