2026 / 12 team dossiers / Through Week 8
Meet the suspects.
Every roster has a story. Some are success stories. Some should be submitted as evidence.
Team pages
| Team | Record | Points for | Avg. points | All-play | Median record |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dearborn Dirkas → | 4-4 | 896.40 | 112.05 | 62–26 | 7–1 |
| KVWN San Diego → | 6-2 | 888.70 | 111.09 | 60–28 | 6–2 |
| Hurricane Ditka → | 4-4 | 879.45 | 109.93 | 55–33 | 5–3 |
| Lady Luck's Leprechauns → | 5-3 | 880.50 | 110.06 | 52–36 | 5–3 |
| Santas Naughty Elfs → | 5-3 | 925.50 | 115.69 | 51–37 | 4–4 |
| The Love Shack → | 4-4 | 814.55 | 101.82 | 43–45 | 5–3 |
| Puppet Master → | 5-3 | 778.70 | 97.34 | 42–46 | 5–3 |
| Team M.J. → | 3-5 | 778.45 | 97.31 | 39–49 | 3–5 |
| Globo Gym → | 3-5 | 824.50 | 103.06 | 34–54 | 3–5 |
| C-Kupps → | 3-5 | 764.75 | 95.59 | 34–54 | 2–6 |
| Mr. Roboto → | 5-3 | 790.30 | 98.79 | 33–55 | 3–5 |
| Wreck It Ralphs → | 1-7 | 731.65 | 91.46 | 23–65 | 0–8 |