Team dossier / 2026 / Through Week 8
142.50 and the weekly crown. Tuten and Bowers combined for 53.60. The leprechaun has acquired heavy machinery.
Best week: 142.50 in Week 8. Lowest week: 75.20 in Week 6. The scoring range is 67.30 points, with a population standard deviation of 21.15 across these eight games. RB supplies the largest share of starter points (40.5%).
| Week | Opponent | Scored | Allowed | Result | Median | vs. median |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 → | Dearborn Dirkas | 136.85 | 107.00 | W | 106.85 | +30.00 |
| Week 2 → | Wreck It Ralphs | 95.70 | 91.85 | W | 98.25 | -2.55 |
| Week 3 → | Santas Naughty Elfs | 103.65 | 159.30 | L | 99.15 | +4.50 |
| Week 4 → | C-Kupps | 116.25 | 100.95 | W | 112.62 | +3.62 |
| Week 5 → | Puppet Master | 116.55 | 119.45 | L | 111.67 | +4.88 |
| Week 6 → | The Love Shack | 75.20 | 107.10 | L | 86.85 | -11.65 |
| Week 7 → | Team M.J. | 93.80 | 84.55 | W | 100.47 | -6.67 |
| Week 8 → | Globo Gym | 142.50 | 106.95 | W | 105.20 | +37.30 |
| Week | QB | RB | WR | TE | K | D/ST |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| W1 | 26.75 | 53.40 | 34.50 | 6.20 | 10.00 | 6.00 |
| W2 | 18.80 | 33.80 | 16.10 | 20.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 |
| W3 | 14.15 | 57.10 | 13.90 | 4.50 | 9.00 | 5.00 |
| W4 | 14.45 | 43.40 | 28.80 | 17.60 | 7.00 | 5.00 |
| W5 | 15.20 | 54.90 | 13.45 | 19.00 | 9.00 | 5.00 |
| W6 | 23.00 | 12.20 | 23.00 | 9.00 | 3.00 | 5.00 |
| W7 | 19.70 | 44.60 | 10.20 | 10.30 | 5.00 | 4.00 |
| W8 | 24.40 | 57.50 | 25.90 | 24.70 | 3.00 | 7.00 |
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