Team dossier / 2026 / Through Week 8
106.95 and still lost by 35.55. A reasonable workout, followed by being hit with the entire weight rack.
Best week: 160.90 in Week 5. Lowest week: 65.50 in Week 2. The scoring range is 95.40 points, with a population standard deviation of 27.14 across these eight games. RB supplies the largest share of starter points (29.2%).
| Week | Opponent | Scored | Allowed | Result | Median | vs. median |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 → | Team M.J. | 85.00 | 118.65 | L | 106.85 | -21.85 |
| Week 2 → | Puppet Master | 65.50 | 104.40 | L | 98.25 | -32.75 |
| Week 3 → | Mr. Roboto | 87.55 | 91.80 | L | 99.15 | -11.60 |
| Week 4 → | Hurricane Ditka | 94.00 | 76.45 | W | 112.62 | -18.62 |
| Week 5 → | Dearborn Dirkas | 160.90 | 140.30 | W | 111.67 | +49.23 |
| Week 6 → | Wreck It Ralphs | 124.55 | 85.90 | W | 86.85 | +37.70 |
| Week 7 → | KVWN San Diego | 100.05 | 104.10 | L | 100.47 | -0.42 |
| Week 8 → | Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 106.95 | 142.50 | L | 105.20 | +1.75 |
| Week | QB | RB | WR | TE | K | D/ST |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| W1 | 11.60 | 24.70 | 36.10 | 8.60 | 2.00 | 2.00 |
| W2 | 10.10 | 30.10 | 12.50 | 5.80 | 2.00 | 5.00 |
| W3 | 5.75 | 27.30 | 24.60 | 12.90 | 7.00 | 10.00 |
| W4 | 15.00 | 28.90 | 34.60 | 2.50 | 8.00 | 5.00 |
| W5 | 43.20 | 27.80 | 51.00 | 26.90 | 4.00 | 8.00 |
| W6 | 26.15 | 30.80 | 33.40 | 28.20 | 4.00 | 2.00 |
| W7 | 30.65 | 28.70 | 28.50 | 2.20 | 7.00 | 3.00 |
| W8 | 24.45 | 42.50 | 15.80 | 9.20 | 7.00 | 8.00 |
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