Archive edition / Week 1 recap + Week 2 preview
Lady Luck sets the pace at 136.85; Santa escapes by 0.65.
Lady Luck's Leprechauns led the league with 136.85. The league median was 106.85. Below that line, the excuses begin.
| Away | Score | Home | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 136.85 | Dearborn Dirkas | 107.00 |
| Hurricane Ditka | 124.20 | C-Kupps | 113.50 |
| Mr. Roboto | 102.10 | KVWN San Diego | 100.85 |
| Team M.J. | 118.65 | Globo Gym | 85.00 |
| Puppet Master | 134.50 | The Love Shack | 106.70 |
| Santas Naughty Elfs | 92.35 | Wreck It Ralphs | 91.70 |
Scoring averages entering matchup: 136.85–91.70
Lady Luck opens with 136.85. Ralph has 91.70 and a strong case for never checking the app again. One week of data, twelve managers already pretending it validates the draft.
Scoring averages entering matchup: 106.70–92.35
The Love Shack gets Santa, who just won by 0.65. Nothing says festive spirit like sneaking out with the silverware while everyone else argues about the median.
Scoring averages entering matchup: 85.00–134.50
Globo’s 85-point opener meets Puppet’s 134.50. This is where the underdog says ‘any given Sunday’ and the rest of us mute the chat.
Scoring averages entering matchup: 100.85–118.65
KVWN and M.J. bring 100.85 and 118.65-point openers. A perfectly reasonable matchup until someone starts treating a two-week sample like a Nobel dissertation.
Scoring averages entering matchup: 113.50–102.10
C-Kupps and Roboto both scored over 100 in the opener. Congratulations on clearing the bar; please do not hang a banner.
Scoring averages entering matchup: 107.00–124.20
Dearborn scored 107 and lost. Ditka scored 124.20 and won. The schedule has already handed Dearborn a customer-service ticket and unplugged the phone.
| Rank / team | All-play | Average points |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 11–0 | 136.85 |
| 2. Puppet Master | 10–1 | 134.50 |
| 3. Hurricane Ditka | 9–2 | 124.20 |
| 4. Team M.J. | 8–3 | 118.65 |
| 5. C-Kupps | 7–4 | 113.50 |
| 6. Dearborn Dirkas | 6–5 | 107.00 |
| 7. The Love Shack | 5–6 | 106.70 |
| 8. Mr. Roboto | 4–7 | 102.10 |
| 9. KVWN San Diego | 3–8 | 100.85 |
| 10. Santas Naughty Elfs | 2–9 | 92.35 |
| 11. Wreck It Ralphs | 1–10 | 91.70 |
| 12. Globo Gym | 0–11 | 85.00 |
| Team | QB | RB | WR | TE | K | D/ST |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 26.75 | 53.40 | 34.50 | 6.20 | 10.00 | 6.00 |
| Dearborn Dirkas | 39.00 | 35.20 | 14.70 | 3.10 | 6.00 | 9.00 |
| Hurricane Ditka | 16.70 | 61.60 | 41.90 | 0.00 | 2.00 | 2.00 |
| C-Kupps | 28.90 | 12.80 | 49.00 | 8.80 | 10.00 | 4.00 |
| Mr. Roboto | 23.50 | 32.90 | 32.50 | 2.20 | 8.00 | 3.00 |
| KVWN San Diego | 6.75 | 33.00 | 37.60 | 15.50 | 6.00 | 2.00 |
| Team M.J. | 15.35 | 41.10 | 37.20 | 8.00 | 8.00 | 9.00 |
| Globo Gym | 11.60 | 24.70 | 36.10 | 8.60 | 2.00 | 2.00 |
| Puppet Master | 19.30 | 46.10 | 40.40 | 21.70 | 6.00 | 1.00 |
| The Love Shack | 28.20 | 35.60 | 14.60 | 7.30 | 7.00 | 14.00 |
| Santas Naughty Elfs | 5.65 | 45.10 | 8.60 | 20.00 | 5.00 | 8.00 |
| Wreck It Ralphs | 18.50 | 28.90 | 32.30 | 0.00 | 1.00 | 11.00 |
| Team | Record | Points for |
|---|---|---|
| Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 1–0 | 136.85 |
| Puppet Master | 1–0 | 134.50 |
| Hurricane Ditka | 1–0 | 124.20 |
| Team M.J. | 1–0 | 118.65 |
| Mr. Roboto | 1–0 | 102.10 |
| Santas Naughty Elfs | 1–0 | 92.35 |
| C-Kupps | 0–1 | 113.50 |
| Dearborn Dirkas | 0–1 | 107.00 |
| The Love Shack | 0–1 | 106.70 |
| KVWN San Diego | 0–1 | 100.85 |
| Wreck It Ralphs | 0–1 | 91.70 |
| Globo Gym | 0–1 | 85.00 |