Archive edition / Week 2 recap + Week 3 preview
Santa posts 131.45. Globo posts a formal request for privacy.
Santas Naughty Elfs led the league with 131.45. The league median was 98.25. Below that line, the excuses begin.
| Away | Score | Home | Score |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 95.70 | Wreck It Ralphs | 91.85 |
| The Love Shack | 94.65 | Santas Naughty Elfs | 131.45 |
| Globo Gym | 65.50 | Puppet Master | 104.40 |
| KVWN San Diego | 118.40 | Team M.J. | 97.20 |
| C-Kupps | 79.80 | Mr. Roboto | 99.30 |
| Dearborn Dirkas | 120.80 | Hurricane Ditka | 105.60 |
Scoring averages entering matchup: 116.28–111.90
Lady Luck faces Santa after the Elfs put up 131.45. The leprechaun would like to see the receipt on those allegedly legal Christmas supplements.
Scoring averages entering matchup: 91.77–119.45
Ralph has two losses and Puppet just won again. ‘It’s early’ is rapidly becoming a legal defense rather than a football observation.
Scoring averages entering matchup: 100.68–107.93
The Love Shack and M.J. both lost in Week 2. One will reclaim dignity. The other will announce an extremely important waiver claim at 3 a.m.
Scoring averages entering matchup: 75.25–100.70
Globo’s latest score is 65.50. Roboto scored 99.30. This is not a heavyweight title fight; it is two shopping carts racing downhill.
Scoring averages entering matchup: 109.62–114.90
KVWN gets Ditka after a 118.40-point win. Both managers have enough evidence to be annoying and nowhere near enough to be right.
Scoring averages entering matchup: 113.90–96.65
Dearborn finally won, scoring 120.80. C-Kupps just posted 79.80. The Dirkas are politely asking the schedule not to turn this into another fucking seminar.
| Rank / team | All-play | Average points |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Puppet Master | 17–5 | 119.45 |
| 2. Hurricane Ditka | 17–5 | 114.90 |
| 3. Dearborn Dirkas | 16–6 | 113.90 |
| 4. Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 15–7 | 116.28 |
| 5. Santas Naughty Elfs | 13–9 | 111.90 |
| 6. Team M.J. | 13–9 | 107.93 |
| 7. KVWN San Diego | 12–10 | 109.62 |
| 8. Mr. Roboto | 10–12 | 100.70 |
| 9. The Love Shack | 8–14 | 100.68 |
| 10. C-Kupps | 8–14 | 96.65 |
| 11. Wreck It Ralphs | 3–19 | 91.77 |
| 12. Globo Gym | 0–22 | 75.25 |
| Team | QB | RB | WR | TE | K | D/ST |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 18.80 | 33.80 | 16.10 | 20.00 | 4.00 | 3.00 |
| Dearborn Dirkas | 43.30 | 12.10 | 42.50 | 7.90 | 11.00 | 4.00 |
| Hurricane Ditka | 9.10 | 18.70 | 63.00 | 0.80 | 12.00 | 2.00 |
| C-Kupps | 1.00 | 11.80 | 48.60 | 11.40 | 3.00 | 4.00 |
| Mr. Roboto | 32.80 | 32.60 | 10.90 | 16.00 | 5.00 | 2.00 |
| KVWN San Diego | 17.00 | 27.10 | 35.30 | 19.00 | 6.00 | 14.00 |
| Team M.J. | 9.80 | 23.30 | 52.60 | 2.50 | 5.00 | 4.00 |
| Globo Gym | 10.10 | 30.10 | 12.50 | 5.80 | 2.00 | 5.00 |
| Puppet Master | 15.70 | 22.30 | 55.50 | 0.90 | 6.00 | 4.00 |
| The Love Shack | 17.15 | 33.20 | 19.10 | 14.20 | 4.00 | 7.00 |
| Santas Naughty Elfs | 30.25 | 38.60 | 40.50 | 14.10 | 6.00 | 2.00 |
| Wreck It Ralphs | 31.35 | 37.80 | 8.80 | 7.90 | 4.00 | 2.00 |
| Team | Record | Points for |
|---|---|---|
| Puppet Master | 2–0 | 238.90 |
| Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 2–0 | 232.55 |
| Santas Naughty Elfs | 2–0 | 223.80 |
| Mr. Roboto | 2–0 | 201.40 |
| Hurricane Ditka | 1–1 | 229.80 |
| Dearborn Dirkas | 1–1 | 227.80 |
| KVWN San Diego | 1–1 | 219.25 |
| Team M.J. | 1–1 | 215.85 |
| The Love Shack | 0–2 | 201.35 |
| C-Kupps | 0–2 | 193.30 |
| Wreck It Ralphs | 0–2 | 183.55 |
| Globo Gym | 0–2 | 150.50 |