Team dossier / 2026 / Through Week 8
110.80 and four straight wins. Higgins supplied 32.50. The station now broadcasts exclusively in smug definition.
Best week: 127.90 in Week 6. Lowest week: 91.50 in Week 5. The scoring range is 36.40 points, with a population standard deviation of 11.34 across these eight games. WR supplies the largest share of starter points (33.7%).
| Week | Opponent | Scored | Allowed | Result | Median | vs. median |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 → | Mr. Roboto | 100.85 | 102.10 | L | 106.85 | -6.00 |
| Week 2 → | Team M.J. | 118.40 | 97.20 | W | 98.25 | +20.15 |
| Week 3 → | Hurricane Ditka | 111.65 | 95.95 | W | 99.15 | +12.50 |
| Week 4 → | Dearborn Dirkas | 123.50 | 121.15 | W | 112.62 | +10.88 |
| Week 5 → | C-Kupps | 91.50 | 107.85 | L | 111.67 | -20.17 |
| Week 6 → | Santas Naughty Elfs | 127.90 | 74.50 | W | 86.85 | +41.05 |
| Week 7 → | Globo Gym | 104.10 | 100.05 | W | 100.47 | +3.62 |
| Week 8 → | The Love Shack | 110.80 | 71.20 | W | 105.20 | +5.60 |
| Week | QB | RB | WR | TE | K | D/ST |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| W1 | 6.75 | 33.00 | 37.60 | 15.50 | 6.00 | 2.00 |
| W2 | 17.00 | 27.10 | 35.30 | 19.00 | 6.00 | 14.00 |
| W3 | 26.35 | 40.30 | 33.20 | 2.80 | 6.00 | 3.00 |
| W4 | 18.80 | 43.30 | 46.20 | 1.20 | 10.00 | 4.00 |
| W5 | 27.70 | 29.00 | 13.60 | 3.20 | 13.00 | 5.00 |
| W6 | 28.40 | 38.20 | 46.00 | 7.30 | 6.00 | 2.00 |
| W7 | 16.60 | 40.50 | 39.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 | 2.00 |
| W8 | 20.90 | 17.80 | 48.50 | 16.60 | 1.00 | 6.00 |
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