Team dossier / 2026 / Through Week 8
Three straight losses after starting 5–0. The sleigh is still airborne, but everyone can smell the engine.
Best week: 159.30 in Week 3. Lowest week: 74.50 in Week 6. The scoring range is 84.80 points, with a population standard deviation of 28.45 across these eight games. RB supplies the largest share of starter points (36.3%).
| Week | Opponent | Scored | Allowed | Result | Median | vs. median |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 → | Wreck It Ralphs | 92.35 | 91.70 | W | 106.85 | -14.50 |
| Week 2 → | The Love Shack | 131.45 | 94.65 | W | 98.25 | +33.20 |
| Week 3 → | Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 159.30 | 103.65 | W | 99.15 | +60.15 |
| Week 4 → | Puppet Master | 99.65 | 66.90 | W | 112.62 | -12.97 |
| Week 5 → | Team M.J. | 156.05 | 86.65 | W | 111.67 | +44.38 |
| Week 6 → | KVWN San Diego | 74.50 | 127.90 | L | 86.85 | -12.35 |
| Week 7 → | Hurricane Ditka | 108.75 | 121.10 | L | 100.47 | +8.28 |
| Week 8 → | Dearborn Dirkas | 103.45 | 111.35 | L | 105.20 | -1.75 |
| Week | QB | RB | WR | TE | K | D/ST |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| W1 | 5.65 | 45.10 | 8.60 | 20.00 | 5.00 | 8.00 |
| W2 | 30.25 | 38.60 | 40.50 | 14.10 | 6.00 | 2.00 |
| W3 | 24.80 | 56.70 | 42.80 | 12.00 | 7.00 | 16.00 |
| W4 | 12.85 | 47.40 | 23.80 | 6.60 | 5.00 | 4.00 |
| W5 | 31.15 | 51.80 | 36.00 | 17.10 | 13.00 | 7.00 |
| W6 | 19.10 | 20.30 | 15.30 | 8.80 | 5.00 | 6.00 |
| W7 | 19.45 | 40.20 | 15.00 | 22.10 | 6.00 | 6.00 |
| W8 | 9.85 | 36.20 | 18.90 | 30.50 | 2.00 | 6.00 |
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