Team dossier / 2026 / Through Week 8
88.55 and a second straight loss. Ditka won by 50.55. The puppet show has been replaced by an evacuation announcement.
Best week: 134.50 in Week 1. Lowest week: 66.90 in Week 4. The scoring range is 67.60 points, with a population standard deviation of 22.24 across these eight games. WR supplies the largest share of starter points (34.7%).
| Week | Opponent | Scored | Allowed | Result | Median | vs. median |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 → | The Love Shack | 134.50 | 106.70 | W | 106.85 | +27.65 |
| Week 2 → | Globo Gym | 104.40 | 65.50 | W | 98.25 | +6.15 |
| Week 3 → | Wreck It Ralphs | 108.40 | 92.75 | W | 99.15 | +9.25 |
| Week 4 → | Santas Naughty Elfs | 66.90 | 99.65 | L | 112.62 | -45.72 |
| Week 5 → | Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 119.45 | 116.55 | W | 111.67 | +7.78 |
| Week 6 → | C-Kupps | 87.80 | 76.25 | W | 86.85 | +0.95 |
| Week 7 → | Mr. Roboto | 68.70 | 87.55 | L | 100.47 | -31.77 |
| Week 8 → | Hurricane Ditka | 88.55 | 139.10 | L | 105.20 | -16.65 |
| Week | QB | RB | WR | TE | K | D/ST |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| W1 | 19.30 | 46.10 | 40.40 | 21.70 | 6.00 | 1.00 |
| W2 | 15.70 | 22.30 | 55.50 | 0.90 | 6.00 | 4.00 |
| W3 | 21.60 | 29.40 | 34.40 | 1.00 | 10.00 | 12.00 |
| W4 | 5.80 | 23.10 | 19.90 | 5.10 | 11.00 | 2.00 |
| W5 | 34.25 | 31.00 | 30.90 | 10.30 | 10.00 | 3.00 |
| W6 | 24.00 | 13.60 | 35.10 | 9.10 | 1.00 | 5.00 |
| W7 | 12.70 | 14.00 | 24.70 | 7.30 | 8.00 | 2.00 |
| W8 | 17.15 | 33.20 | 29.00 | 5.20 | 1.00 | 3.00 |
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