Team dossier / 2026 / Through Week 8
94.90 and a second straight win. Beating Ralph is technically a victory, although the DMV also hands out numbers.
Best week: 113.50 in Week 1. Lowest week: 76.25 in Week 6. The scoring range is 37.25 points, with a population standard deviation of 13.93 across these eight games. WR supplies the largest share of starter points (35.4%).
| Week | Opponent | Scored | Allowed | Result | Median | vs. median |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 → | Hurricane Ditka | 113.50 | 124.20 | L | 106.85 | +6.65 |
| Week 2 → | Mr. Roboto | 79.80 | 99.30 | L | 98.25 | -18.45 |
| Week 3 → | Dearborn Dirkas | 81.10 | 118.40 | L | 99.15 | -18.05 |
| Week 4 → | Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 100.95 | 116.25 | L | 112.62 | -11.67 |
| Week 5 → | KVWN San Diego | 107.85 | 91.50 | W | 111.67 | -3.83 |
| Week 6 → | Puppet Master | 76.25 | 87.80 | L | 86.85 | -10.60 |
| Week 7 → | The Love Shack | 110.40 | 100.90 | W | 100.47 | +9.93 |
| Week 8 → | Wreck It Ralphs | 94.90 | 62.30 | W | 105.20 | -10.30 |
| Week | QB | RB | WR | TE | K | D/ST |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| W1 | 28.90 | 12.80 | 49.00 | 8.80 | 10.00 | 4.00 |
| W2 | 1.00 | 11.80 | 48.60 | 11.40 | 3.00 | 4.00 |
| W3 | 12.10 | 9.60 | 33.20 | 10.20 | 2.00 | 14.00 |
| W4 | 13.95 | 40.60 | 32.80 | 6.60 | 5.00 | 2.00 |
| W5 | 20.55 | 24.60 | 29.80 | 17.90 | 4.00 | 11.00 |
| W6 | 21.65 | 19.90 | 13.50 | 2.20 | 8.00 | 11.00 |
| W7 | 15.40 | 57.30 | 28.30 | 2.40 | 4.00 | 3.00 |
| W8 | 22.00 | 28.20 | 35.90 | 3.80 | 3.00 | 2.00 |
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