Team dossier / 2026 / Through Week 8
132.85 and a 55.30-point demolition. After weeks of schedule fraud, the robot finally submitted a real invoice.
Best week: 132.85 in Week 8. Lowest week: 79.95 in Week 5. The scoring range is 52.90 points, with a population standard deviation of 16.58 across these eight games. RB supplies the largest share of starter points (34.2%).
| Week | Opponent | Scored | Allowed | Result | Median | vs. median |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 → | KVWN San Diego | 102.10 | 100.85 | W | 106.85 | -4.75 |
| Week 2 → | C-Kupps | 99.30 | 79.80 | W | 98.25 | +1.05 |
| Week 3 → | Globo Gym | 91.80 | 87.55 | W | 99.15 | -7.35 |
| Week 4 → | The Love Shack | 114.15 | 116.60 | L | 112.62 | +1.53 |
| Week 5 → | Wreck It Ralphs | 79.95 | 103.85 | L | 111.67 | -31.72 |
| Week 6 → | Hurricane Ditka | 82.60 | 131.35 | L | 86.85 | -4.25 |
| Week 7 → | Puppet Master | 87.55 | 68.70 | W | 100.47 | -12.92 |
| Week 8 → | Team M.J. | 132.85 | 77.55 | W | 105.20 | +27.65 |
| Week | QB | RB | WR | TE | K | D/ST |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| W1 | 23.50 | 32.90 | 32.50 | 2.20 | 8.00 | 3.00 |
| W2 | 32.80 | 32.60 | 10.90 | 16.00 | 5.00 | 2.00 |
| W3 | 18.40 | 31.50 | 12.70 | 23.20 | 6.00 | 0.00 |
| W4 | 19.25 | 44.50 | 25.40 | 15.00 | 5.00 | 5.00 |
| W5 | 24.35 | 11.30 | 29.20 | 6.10 | 5.00 | 4.00 |
| W6 | 13.20 | 26.20 | 21.80 | 15.40 | 4.00 | 2.00 |
| W7 | 7.65 | 43.00 | 24.10 | 10.80 | 2.00 | 0.00 |
| W8 | 28.65 | 48.60 | 34.10 | 6.50 | 11.00 | 4.00 |
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