Team dossier / 2026 / Through Week 8
71.20 with a zero at QB. The Shack has running water, electricity, and absolutely no passing game.
Best week: 116.60 in Week 4. Lowest week: 71.20 in Week 8. The scoring range is 45.40 points, with a population standard deviation of 13.45 across these eight games. WR supplies the largest share of starter points (33.6%).
| Week | Opponent | Scored | Allowed | Result | Median | vs. median |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 → | Puppet Master | 106.70 | 134.50 | L | 106.85 | -0.15 |
| Week 2 → | Santas Naughty Elfs | 94.65 | 131.45 | L | 98.25 | -3.60 |
| Week 3 → | Team M.J. | 101.90 | 96.40 | W | 99.15 | +2.75 |
| Week 4 → | Mr. Roboto | 116.60 | 114.15 | W | 112.62 | +3.97 |
| Week 5 → | Hurricane Ditka | 115.50 | 85.70 | W | 111.67 | +3.83 |
| Week 6 → | Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 107.10 | 75.20 | W | 86.85 | +20.25 |
| Week 7 → | C-Kupps | 100.90 | 110.40 | L | 100.47 | +0.43 |
| Week 8 → | KVWN San Diego | 71.20 | 110.80 | L | 105.20 | -34.00 |
| Week | QB | RB | WR | TE | K | D/ST |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| W1 | 28.20 | 35.60 | 14.60 | 7.30 | 7.00 | 14.00 |
| W2 | 17.15 | 33.20 | 19.10 | 14.20 | 4.00 | 7.00 |
| W3 | 22.30 | 27.60 | 37.10 | 5.90 | 4.00 | 5.00 |
| W4 | 21.10 | 28.20 | 31.90 | 18.40 | 11.00 | 6.00 |
| W5 | 15.80 | 11.90 | 58.50 | 17.30 | 11.00 | 1.00 |
| W6 | 13.60 | 34.00 | 29.70 | 12.80 | 8.00 | 9.00 |
| W7 | 25.40 | 18.00 | 44.20 | 2.30 | 7.00 | 4.00 |
| W8 | 0.00 | 7.00 | 38.20 | 5.00 | 9.00 | 12.00 |
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