Team dossier / 2026 / Through Week 8
111.35, a win, and finally 4–4. Seven weeks above the median. The complaint department has approved the paperwork.
Best week: 140.30 in Week 5. Lowest week: 76.05 in Week 6. The scoring range is 64.25 points, with a population standard deviation of 17.44 across these eight games. WR supplies the largest share of starter points (32.2%).
| Week | Opponent | Scored | Allowed | Result | Median | vs. median |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 → | Lady Luck's Leprechauns | 107.00 | 136.85 | L | 106.85 | +0.15 |
| Week 2 → | Hurricane Ditka | 120.80 | 105.60 | W | 98.25 | +22.55 |
| Week 3 → | C-Kupps | 118.40 | 81.10 | W | 99.15 | +19.25 |
| Week 4 → | KVWN San Diego | 121.15 | 123.50 | L | 112.62 | +8.53 |
| Week 5 → | Globo Gym | 140.30 | 160.90 | L | 111.67 | +28.63 |
| Week 6 → | Team M.J. | 76.05 | 99.90 | L | 86.85 | -10.80 |
| Week 7 → | Wreck It Ralphs | 101.35 | 92.20 | W | 100.47 | +0.88 |
| Week 8 → | Santas Naughty Elfs | 111.35 | 103.45 | W | 105.20 | +6.15 |
| Week | QB | RB | WR | TE | K | D/ST |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| W1 | 39.00 | 35.20 | 14.70 | 3.10 | 6.00 | 9.00 |
| W2 | 43.30 | 12.10 | 42.50 | 7.90 | 11.00 | 4.00 |
| W3 | 19.00 | 24.90 | 46.90 | 20.60 | 5.00 | 2.00 |
| W4 | 21.05 | 18.40 | 54.50 | 10.20 | 5.00 | 12.00 |
| W5 | 32.60 | 60.80 | 32.00 | 0.90 | 8.00 | 6.00 |
| W6 | 20.85 | 14.00 | 25.20 | 0.00 | 8.00 | 8.00 |
| W7 | 26.35 | 32.00 | 36.80 | 1.20 | 3.00 | 2.00 |
| W8 | 29.45 | 27.70 | 35.70 | 4.50 | 5.00 | 9.00 |
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